BEHOLD, THE BEAN - T-SHIRT *UPDATE: GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS ATTEMPT FOR LONGEST PRE-ORDER IN HISTORY*

*world's longest pre-order attempt (intentional)*

available until 10 are sold, undetermined length, hopefully about a week or two, maybe a year or a decade

update about 1 year later 1/16/26 - i've sold zero, this is unbelievable and unprecedented  - please just buy this immediately instead of what you're planning to cop - i'll do whatever you want, i will bail you out of this, if you're in legal trouble, don't even stress, i'll get a law degree or get you out of there easily

update 2/20/26 - this is now an attempt to get in the Guinness Book of World Records, i need to finesse my own wikipedia spot; my grandpa is the only one in my family with a wiki. he was the governor of fiji but a colonial governor, and i don't want that to be the only wiki within my family, so this must work - redefining my last name at this point (yes, this is true, no i'm not lying, i don't want colonial governor of fiji attached to my last name)

if you order this with a pre-order, it’ll ship separately (domestic only) - that means whatever you order won't take as long as this is taking - i am begging you

edit: i have no idea when this will ship, but hopefully one day

don’t sleep, closes without a ‘last call’ notice, no reprints - this is crazy, let's go - how do you guys not fw Mr. Bean at all (update 1/16/26) - holy shit 

update 2/20/26: literally none of you care about mr. bean, haven't you seen rat race at least? should i run that to boost this?

ships about 4 weeks after the pre-order closes (who cares)

screen printed on your choice of comfort colors 1717 or shakawear max heavyweight garment dye or gildan hammer (i'm not doing gildan hammer, nor am I updating this to reflect that, just order it for a friend i don't care anymore, mr. bean is a global legend and you definitely have a friend that will want it, just order it, good god, i am begging you)

free sticker with every order (just order this shirt, it is a critical piece of your wardrobe)

i have never had to push for sales like this, or even close to it, for the 3 years I've been doing this. my dad was from the UK, and i watched Mr. Bean instead of American TV, that is how I grew up, and i do not understand what is wrong with all of you, or me - the man is a global icon, have you even seen Bean: the Ultimate Disaster Movie from 1997? have you not bothered to even try to understand somebody so important to everybody in the world? the man is a literal alien. 

*sizes 3-4xl may be substituted to a different blank depending on availability (highly unlikely; almost certainly unlikely; it'll be printed on whatever i can afford if this ever reaches 10 sales)

*photos are mock ups and will be represented to the best of my ability, mock up is a size small for print reference (please for the love of god, order this - forget everything you're here for, prioritize this shirt)